JESSIE

I am finally blogging again.  I am Sweetie.  I have not blogged in nearly two weeks because I have been very busy with things.  I am still shedding and the time it takes to deal with that slows me down a lot.  I have been fighting with my brothers and sisters a lot because they hate me.  I don’t know why they hate me so much.  Perhaps it is because I sit on Daddy’s chair each night and he pets me a lot and I also sit with Mommy and she pets me too and Daddy talks to me a lot.  I think they are jealous and that is why they attack me and do not act friendly.  Several weeks back I told you about my new friend Jessie the ant and how I invited his big family into the kitchen and how Mommy got mad when she woke up and found so many ants in the kitchen.  Mommy thought she got rid of all of the ants but that is not true.  I said to Jessie when Mommy was yelling at me “Jessie climb in my ear and hide”.  And he said “Thank you my friend Sweetie.  I will do that”.  And he hid in my ear.  Later I brought Jessie to the crack in the back door that he had used to bring his family into the house.  I waited until Mommy went to take a poop-which she does a lot.  Jessie said to me ” Thank you my new friend.  I would like to come back so we can do friend things”.  I said “I would like that very much.  Why don’t you come back after midnight when Mommy is asleep and we can talk?”  Jessie said “Okay.  Goodbye for now Sweetie”.  I said “Goodbye Jessie”.  Then Jessie left and as he did he waved an antenna at me and I moved one of my ears.  Mommy and Daddy went to bed that night at 11PM and I had an hour before Jessie came to visit me so I cleaned my paws and my head and I watched the Bill O’Reilly show for a while.  He is okay but sometimes he annoys me because he raises his voice.  Shepard Smith does not raise his voice a lot.  Bill O’Reilly does and I do not like it but he had on Dennis Miller and I like him even though I do not understand most of what he says but I think he is cute.  At midnight Jessie came through the crack near the back door and I said “Hello again Jessie” and he said “Hello again Sweetie.  Nice to see you my new friend” and I said “It is nice to see you too.  Would you like something to eat?”  Jessie said “I would love a snack if it would not be too much trouble”.  I said “I do not have much to offer because Mommy is making us all suffer and be on a diet because my brother Frankie is so fat but I have some bread and cracker crumbs I saved when Daddy was eating a snack at 10PM and you are welcome to have them because I do not like bread or crackers.”  Jessie said “Thank you for thinking of me.  I will have the bread and cracker crumbs.  Does you Daddy always make a lot of crumbs?”  I said “Yes.  He is a very nice Daddy and tries to not make crumbs but he always does and Mommy is not happy but she loves him a lot and puts up with him a lot.”  Jessie said “My mother was like that with my father too.  See we have a lot in common”.  I said “Yes we do Jessie”.  We talked for many hours and had a good time.  I told Jessie at 5AM that he had to go because Daddy would be up soon.  Jessie said “I have to go anyway because I have some errands to run before most of the humans get up from sleeping”.  I said “Okay but you must come back again”  Jessie said “I will.  Goodbye Sweetie”.  I said “Goodbye Jessie”.  And he left and I went to sleep on Daddy’s chair so he could talk to me and pet me when he came down the stairs to go to work.  I would write more but I have to go clean my bum before Shepard Smith comes on the television at 7PM.  I am Sweetie.